Thursday, July 3, 2008

If ya wanna break-up with me..watch out!!

WHAT IF YOUR EX SAYS OR ASKS :

1.Why did you let me go?
-cuz we ain't made for each other.

2.I still love you.
-are u good in bed?if yes, i 'love' you too!! :)

3.When did we last talk?
-i dunno, it depends. Is b**ch fighting called talking?

4.Will you go out with me?
-Yet the same answer,if your good in bed then i'll consider.

5.Hey, can I give/ask you for a ride?
-most definately!! oh,one thing...pay me RM20 for minyak!

6.I cannot keep my promise to you.
-what promise??

7.You have changed.
-mm..yaa..i've changed. Got a lot of more money in my bank..

8.Can we get back together?
-It depends,are you willing to have sex with me??haha

9.Oh, I knew what this is all about, you found someone else.
-naaaaaaahhh..i got some 'friends',hot friends...with benefits!!lots of benefits!

10.Don't you realize? You are the one who hurt me!
-ya i do..n it feels GOOOOOOOOD!!

11.How can you forget our memories?
-we have memories??your kidding me right?

12.I will always love you.
-mm...*jadi blur*

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